last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
« It's just a spark
But it's enough to keep me going
And when it's dark out, no one's around
It keeps glowing... »
make me choose: selfish machines or
a flair for the dramaticera?
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
MRI scan of a human subject from the cranium to the feet.
No words can describe how much this amazes me
australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite
This rivalry’s heating up.
after watching anaconda
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
I laminated a paper towel
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You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS